Thursday, February 19, 2009
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I came across this and could not resist. :O)
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:: Ummm, no. I've seen my husband blow on them, though.
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?:: 5 years
Ever been in a car wreck?:: yes, but none of them were my fault.
Were you popular in high school?:: nope
Have you ever been on a blind date?:: I don't think so. It would be fun (if I wasn't married).
Are looks important?:: I truly believe your inner beauty is so much more important. It is nice to have a handsome husband though!! (He is the best!!! :O)
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:: Yes
By what age would you like to be married?:: Well, I am married. I got married at age 24.
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:: No
Have you ever made a mistake?:: Sure, nobody is perfect.
Are you a good tipper?:: Depends on the service.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:: $33 plus $5 tip. So $38.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:: yes, he was a substitute.
Have you ever peed in public?:: Yes.
What song do you want played at your funeral?:: Ohhhh! I don't know......
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:: Sure. I am all about being open and honest.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?:: OMG! I hope I never have to deal with this! Pizza!
Beatles or Stones?:: Neither
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?:: Barney
Beer, wine or hard liquor?:: Wine
Do you have any phobias?::The dark, radiation, and sugar bugs.
What are your plans for the future?:: As of right now, no big plans. Have 1 or 2 more kids in the way distant future. Just want to be happy and enjoy my wonderful life.
Do you walk around the house naked?:: yes
If you were an animal what would you be?:: One of my pets- they have a great life! I think I'd rather be my cat, Ginger. I don't think I'd like to lift my leg to pee.
Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:: dark brown
Would you rather be blind or deaf?::deaf
Do you have any special talents?:: yes
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:: Take Madison out of her carseat, let the dogs out, change Madison's diaper, let the dogs in, pee, wash my hands, then feed Madison.
Do you like horror or comedy?:: Both!
Are you missing anyone?:: Yes!
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?:: Omg!! Yikes! I don't know! I think I would perfer brunettes. Angelina Jolie? I don't know. Jennifer Anniston seems nice, though....
Where do you want to live when you are old?:: Where ever JR is.
Who is the person you can count on the most?:: JR and my Mom
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:: Josh Harnett
What did you dream last night?:: No clue. I slept goo though! Thanks Madison!
What is your favorite sport to watch?:: football and ice hockey
Are you named after anyone?:: Yes
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:: Anything Girly. I love pina coladas, strawberry daquires, and margaritas.
Non alcoholic drink?:: Iced tea and strawberry lemonade
Have you ever been in love?:: Yeah, it is great.
Do you sing in the shower?:: nope
Have you ever been arrested?::nope
What is your favorite Holiday?:: My Birthday
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: Maybe
Have you ever caught a fish?:: yes
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Meijer's was having a sale on strawberries $1.88 a pack.
Hershey milk chocolate chips were $2.50
I had everything else at home that I needed. I just poured about half the bag of chips into my measuring cup and microwaved the chips for about 2 minutes. (mixing at about 1 minute)
So for way less than $5, I made a ton of yummy chocolate covered strawberries!!
Have a great day everyone!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
First Watch is a daytime cafe that is open for breakfast, brunch, and lunch. It is one one my favorite places to eat breakfast, besides Panera Bread. That place is great too. Madison and I met a few of my friends and even a couple of her friends there for breakfast today. She doesn't know it yet, but they are going to have so much fun at the park this summer. Well, back to First Watch. I had a veggie omelet. It is served with home fries (these are so yummy) and a english muffin. I usually substitute the english muffin with raisin toast, but I forgot this time. The english muffin wasn't bad- not dry and crunch at all. It actually was pretty good. I have never had a bad meal from there. I highly recommend!!
You can see if you have one near you! You have to check it out if you do. (you'll have to copy and paste- I can't get that insert link to ever work)
Madison sat in one of those wooden high chairs for the first time today. She did really well. I just lodged my jacket behind her. We went to the grocery store after and she also got to sit in the front of the cart. Of course, I left that cart cover that I bought 3 months ago in her closet at home. I will have to remember that next time......This is so exciting because her car seat takes up the whole cart and it is very challenging to get more than 15 items at a time. Plus, I think she really enjoyed it. I put the tortilla chips next to her and she crunched the bag the whole time, and surprisingly all my scoops were still intact.
Well,I can't wait for Spring. Today was actually beautiful!! It was in the 40's and that is a nice change from the frigid teens.